Uni the Based Right Wing Cat

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Differences between Uni and Maxwell. All credit due to r/Catmemes, of course.

Uni the Based Right Wing Cat

Uni, known in certain edgesphere circles with her epithet ‘Uni the Based Right Wing Cat,’ (a meme which itself was spawned on the hellsite known as iFunny) is a lucrative black tuxedo cat (duh) owned by some random chinksectoid nip that managed to monetize Uni by occasionally taking whimsical baby-sensory-tier pictures and videos of her, posting them online afterwards. As articulated on the animals page, Uni is particularly popular among dissident rightoids, trannies, and normalfags alike because she (and other cute animals in general) serves as a cheap stimulus to fill the void that is their vapid personality and interests. NoLimitsPedia Gnarpedian operatives are currently triangulating Uni's location as you read this very article, and she WILL be blended into a fine paste once they get their hands on her.

Maxwell

Maxwell, like Uni, is a black tuxedo cat known for literally nothing else other than a single picture taken by his owner in which he resembles a loaf of bread. Despite this, Maxwell’s popularity online completely eclipses Uni’s, being especially prevalent especially among the young, developing, bright minds of Generation Alpha. This alone makes Maxwell tenfold more respectable than Uni could ever be, and also serves as a point of contention for Uni’s neurotic worshippers who mentally break down at the sight of seeing someone accidently (or intentionally) confuse Uni for Maxwell. Maxwell also has his own theme song, which he can be commonly seen dancing to.

Tragically, Maxwell has recently passed away, and while normally due to being a cat he’d be immediately sent straight to the deepest, darkest pits and depths of Hell, his juxtaposition against Uni has earned him a rightful spot to flourish in Heaven.

Variations

Political scientists have spent years thoroughly psychoanalyzing Uni’s adjacents, and have thus masterminded an increasingly comprehensive list and method of classification for their specific belief systems - called the Silly Cat Codex. The purpose of the SCC (Silly Cat Codex) is to organize the eternal ethos of the internet (cats) into distinct ideologues by applying an epithet to their name (ex: (Uni) The Based Right Wing Cat).

Although flexible, generally the specifications for the epithet follow these guidelines:

  [Name of animal] The [Philosophy, school of thought, morality, etc] [Two-worded political ideology] [Species of animal]. 

Despite the name, the SCC is not entirely exclusive to cats and may include other non-feline animals as well.

SCC

• Uni The Based Right Wing Cat - Self explanatory.
• Maxwell The Neither Based Nor Cringe Post-Political Cat - Uni's distant cousin. Moral and political non-euclidean.
• Alunya The Cringe Left Wing Cat - Self explanatory; the antithesis of all things Based and Right Wing. Also the mascot of leftypol
• Happy the Utilitarian Life-Affirming Cat - Banana's brother. The universal root chakra relies on the very state of him being happy - otherwise, reality would cease to exist as we know it.
• Banana the Nihilistic Life-Denying Cat - Happy's brother. The universal root chakra relies on the very state of him being sad - otherwise, reality would cease to exist as we know it.
• Boykisser the Byronic Homo-Fascist Cat - A both romantic and mischievous creature that seeks to impose homosexuality onto others through forceful means.
• Huh the Morally Ambivalent Politically Confused Cat - Cursed to eternally ponder his belief systems. Maybe it's for the better?
• Smurf the Bluepilled Anarcho-Primitivist Cat - Lives, Loves, and Lies all within the comfort of his hunter-gatherer lifestyle.
• Nap The Eschatological Hyper-Misogynist Cat - Read: the Catnapocalypse
• Day the Eschatological Anti Rightist Dog - Read: Dogday of the Rope
• Gnarpy the Transspeciesist Extra Terrestrial Cat - Has transcended past typical 'cathood' into a being of near-pure light and energy.
• Blender the Foodist Plant-Based Cat - After an epiphanic experience with a blender, has turned to a religiously vegan lifestyle. Lacks any respect for the dead.
• Cleaver the Sacrificial Korban-Bound Cat - Constantly tortured by followers of Nap and Day in order to beckon their respective raptures.
• Slobbermutt the Based Right-Wing Dog - Uni’s partner in crime. Has given Uni administration powers on his website in an act of affection, but his feelings aren’t reciprocated.
• Marsey the Based Left-Wing Cat - Polar opposite of Uni. Has an affinity for safe edgy jokes and runs a reddit-esque gore website.
• OIIAOIIA the Entropic Thermo-Dynamic Cat - His instantaneous rotational motion is responsible for maintaining the current energy levels of reality. Were he to cease spinning, the heat death of the universe would quickly follow.
• Chipi the Terroristic National Socialist Cat - Will blow up every one of his political opponents. Will not stop shaking his head until his never-ending thirst for blood is satisfied.