Animals

Animals, also known as Food, are insufferable creatures that waste air and space and generally deserve the slowest and most painful deaths imaginable.

Contrary to popular belief, animals have no feelings and most of them barely have enough brains for basic functions. The only animals worth keeping alive are humans.

On the Internet

Since the dawn of teh interwebz (ugh), animals have been the subject of many memes. One such example is Advice Animals, which plagued the early internet with unfunny, retarded infantile memes that people just somehow ate up. To this day, people still refuse to shut the fuck up about them. These little shits are frequently posted by quasi-trannies on social media platform as a substitute for actual humor and wit, which have become lost arts as of recent.

Animalposters

Tranimalposters are the lowest common denominator of the internet. Almost everyone can be considered a tranimalposter due to these memes being pretty much everywhere, YOU probably have atleast one saved on your phone right now, if not it because it details something vaguely relatable with a random animal just randomly slapped on it. They are pretty much unavoidable anywhere you go, and so you should expect to see them atleast once a day. Of course, you can also do any of the counteractions listed in the How to Stick it To Them section of this page.

Whenever someone dares to hurt some random le heccin doggo or kitterino they will go out of their way to dox (or at least try to) you for hurting something that is LITERALLY less than human. This kind of behavior was extremely prevalent during the golden (more like dirt) age of 4cuck, as innocent animal abusers were routinely doxxed and unfairly prosecuted by law enforcement. Nowadays, however, 4chan and the internet as a whole is completely digitally illiterate and wouldn't be able to pirate a video game even if their lives depended on it. As such, there has never been a better time than now to learn how to harm them efficiently.

Types of Animals

Cats

A cat, specifically that of Huh Cat.

The #1 worst species to ever be queefed out of Mother Nature's blown-out vag. These little freeloaders are exclusively enjoyed by troons, unfunny normalfaggots and people with no personality. They have no love for their owners and are known to randomly leave them and never come back.

Toxoplasmosis

The vast majority of cat "people" are quite literally infected with a parasite called toxoplasmosis (which originates from cat feces (cue zoocoprophilia jokes)). This parasite causes altered brain chemistry/behavioral changes, specifically leading the host to subconciously apotheosize the animal that infected them (among other symptoms such as impaired cognitive functioning)

If you ever see a mentally diseased cattroon kvetching about dog attacks (especially that of the pitBVLL variation) please promptly remind them toxoplasmosis is responsible for 20x the amount of death and suffering (atleast in westoid countries), and that their retarded ingrate tranimal does not actually plead any loyalty or affection to them

Notable examples

Uni - Quite possibly the worst tranimal in existence. Originally astroturfed by iTrannies, it spread to places like Right-wing Xitter and Xitter in general, where manchildren and larpers soy about this ugly shitstain. Trannies, normalfaggots, and somehow even self-proclaimed "desensitized" people gush over this cunt. In fact, NoLimitsPedia formally challenges anyone willing enough to personally rape and kill this pocket pussy for a morbillion Le Pomni Dolars (for legal reasons this is a joke or is it?).

Floppa - This is actually something called a caracal but it basically looks like a cat so who cares. Post rule 34 art of him, or say how he's so fuckable.

Cat Blender - Two-parter gore kino of a cat being stuffed into a running kitchen blender and then being burnt to death in a microwave. This video got spammed on Xitter sometime in 2023 by Foodists and ISIS ironists and was viewed by potentially millions. The chinese guy behind the video got away with what was basically a slap on the wrist, to the outrage of thousands of trannies.

Cleaver Cat - A pretty gnarly video of a cat being chopped in half with a meat cleaver.

NEDM - Oldgen gore video of a cat being burnt alive. Not actually all that bad in hindsight but 4cucks gonna 4cuck.

Luka Magnotta's videos - Before Luka made the 1 Lunatic 1 Icepick video, he killed cats and posted them to YouTube. He casually taunted people on Facebook with fake accounts and vandalized Encyclopedia Dramatica articles (win)

Peluchin Entertainment

Dogs

Dogs are as equally retarded as cats, however unlike those useless little shits, dogs have been proven to display actual love toward their owners. This still doesn't excuse their absolute retardation and the pedestal that people hold the lives of these species up to, which is almost always over that of actual humans. The only exceptions to this are Pitbulls, who are wrongfully hated by most of the world despite gracefully carrying out Saint Favci's work as intended (mauling niggers, latinx xeople, children and femoids to death).

Notable examples

Shovel Dog - Also known as Dead Dog Gaming, is an ancientfag video originating from 4cuck about a dog getting its head bashed in with a shovel. The video itself probably pisses off most normalfags, but to any surface-level edgy person it's not nearly as cruel or gory as other videos of its niche.

1 Bitch 9 Pups - is an infamous video by Adam Britton originating from either Soyjak.party or 4cuck about a puppy getting its skull bashed in with a drill hammer. This video got spammed everywhere around the internet sometime by Foodists and Trihard faggots and was viewed by potentially millions.

Monkeys

Main article: Baby Monkey Torture

Monkeys are basically proto-humans, and honestly are actually pretty cool. However their suffering leads to kinography like BMT videos, so sadly we have to make a few sacrifices.

Animal Conservation

Animal conservation is a practice that involves taking care of the environment.

Animal Destruction

Animals kill each other all the time, so it really shouldn't be a problem for humans to kill them, but people somehow refuse this obvious fact of life (act

Throw soda cans everywhere, litter the ocean with plastic, burn down forests, dont put your garbage in the disposal bin to further Total Animal Death

The Good Ones

Of course, as with most things, there are the good apples and the bad apples. Here are a few examples of the animals who will be spared from TAD (Total Animal Death).

Pitbulls

As stated in the Dogs entry, Pitbulls are misunderstood creatures who have been falsely accused of being BAD DOGS because of their unpredictable behavior. However, as previously stated, their continued existence is a net positive on the Earth as they contribute to foid and minority death rates, among other things.

How to Stick It to Them

Online Trolling

There are a couple of ways you can counter these fluoridated ZOGbots' excuse for memes on the internet.

Gore posting

Animal gore is a surefire way to provoke the ire of almost every single group of people in existence. A lot of the videos mentioned in the above sections are good examples of videos that have been proven to shock normaltroons the most. Most gore websites actually hate animal gore, in the case for Ogrish (now known as Liveleak), the infamous NEDM video was posted onto the site, leading Ogrish to co-operate with the feds and offer an award to catch the producer of NEDM. Newer sites such as WPD and Kaotic also block animal abuse.

Zoophilia posting

You can troll people by going on e621 and searching up 3D non-anthro animations of dogs being fucked, or if you want to take it up a notch, you can go to the Zooville forum and sign up (they only accept Proton Mail accounts ever since their website got hacked, so do that first) and download videos of people fucking dogs, cats, or horses and donkeys (which seems to be the most common animal chosen by zoophiles to fuck for some reason).

Mockery

If posting gore isn't possible in your current situation, then talking about how many animals you've killed works just as well. Making fun of their shitty reddit memes, referencing gore videos and telling them how much you love killing cats IRL and getting away with it generates copious amounts of seethe from them more often than not as they know they're unable to stop you from doing so.

IRL Trolling

If you want to go the extra mile and actually hurt animals themselves, then here are some helpful methods.

Murder

Killing an animal causes it to shut the fuck up forever, which is actually quite similar to what happens when you kill a human. This is probably the best way to deal with them if you aren't a retard and know how to cover your tracks well. Here are some methods to try:

1. A knife - If you want to slit their throat and watch them scream, use a knife. You can find good high-quality knives on Amazon for usually around 30 - 100 dollars. If you are underage and your parents go through your packages, then make them deliver it to an Amazon Locker. Then pick up your order once its ready.
2. A gun - Will be loud obviously, get a silencer or make a water bottle silencer. Get a pistol or revolver. Less messy.
3. Blunt objects - Most abusers actually prefer this, and if you don't have money for the knife and you're underage, go to your dad's garage or shed and get a hammer.
4. Fire - It is recommended by Clint Emerson, an ex-navy seal, to burn the body and then bury it upside down. Not recommended to kill it this way.
5. Explosion - A big no. Loud and messy.
6. Beating them to death - Wash your gloves (make sure they are thick). This is the best way to murder an animal.

Abuse

Alternatively, you could prolong their suffering by hurting them in different methods that won't outright kill them, like kicking or punching them. Doing this consistently and for long enough could potentially lead to them committing sewerslvt out of sheer depression, which is pretty funny. Make sure you remove everything from the background that might trace back to you or your country, and remove metadata from the images and/or videos. Now post them and make people mad, they can't do anything about it and they will constantly try to take you down and dox you. Enjoy.

Zoophilia

There are people who want to fuck animals. Unsurprisingly, their continued existence is met with disgust, as it rightfully should be. However, the soyence has shown that animals who are subjected to unwarranted sexual abuse display behavior similar to that of human sexual assault survivors, and so is potentially a good method to bring suffering to their lives. It is recommended to kill them and hide the body afterwards. Again, remove everything from the background and remove metadata.