Soyjak Wiki
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| URL | soyjak.wiki |
| Type | Wiki |
| Launched | March 19, 2021 |
Soyjak.party is a shitty mediawiki based online "encyclopedia" dedicated entirely to the storage of useless information pertaining to various topics discussed within the soysphere (and other nu-4chan adjacent spaces). One quick glance at any page on their site would quickly reveal to the observer that the pages are written by clueless disgruntled speds and kiwitroons who throw around random niche buzzwords and nu-4chan jargon in an attempt to mimic similar sites like Encyclopedia Dramatica (as if the cookie cutter profile of the site wasn't apparent enough). The website was founded on March 19, 2021 by an infamous macaque pederast going by the alias of 'Soot,' (a shitty wordpun based off of the alias of the original owner of 4chan, moot), initially shilling the website on 4chan's /qa/ as a joke. They also have a page on the NoLimitsPedia, where they comment on the site being "run by pedophiles" (as if that's a bad thing).
The site seems to be living up to its original purpose; that is, documenting every single obscure online boogeyman (fictional or otherwise) for the sake of satisfying every soytroon's inherent evolutionary desire to hyperfixate over the smallest inconveniences faced by fellow netizens. The site currently has over 1,000 pages as of the time of writing; perfect for satiating the fruit-fly attention spans of soycucks everywhere with a great bounty of information regarding the latest scary online boogeymen and masterfully crafted woah jak variants.
Linguistics
- 'p - Child porn, and quintessential sharty culture.
- Gem - Good. Derives from [s4s] - "bumping this gem."
- Coal - Bad. Fittingly one of the only slang words that organically originated from soyjak.party.
- 'Cord - Discord. Commonly attributed to pedophilia and grooming by disgruntled soytroons (who like to pretend they're not complimenting the site by making that distinction)
- Marge - Used to display confusion. Remnant of the nu-4chan tardbabble commonly spouted by them.
Site culture
Carbon copy of soyjak.party, except with edit wars and vandalism.
How to correctly interact with the Soyjak Wiki and its members
- Write emails reporting them to the site's domain registrar. Preferably use several (and get your friends to do it too) for maximum effect.
- Report them to the site's server host. They are currently hosted by FranTech's BuyVM. You can contact them and make a support ticket here: https://my.frantech.ca/submitticket.php?step=2&deptid=2
- Spam animal gore, troonjaks, and Cheese Pizza (for legal reasons this refers to the food) on their site.
- Subtly edit popular pages on their wiki and add misinformation to them