Gnarperese

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A very rudimentary chart describing the conlang's syntax

Gnarperese is the (very WIP) official conlang of Gnarpedia.

Introduction

Gnarperese is the native language of Gnarpy, and it's a language spoken by the majority of Gars' (the home planet of Gnarpy) inhabitants.

Phonology

The table below describes this conlang's phonology.using the International Phonetic Alphanet

Gnarperese's consonances (editor note: REMOVE ALL EXTRANEOUS ROWS/COLUMNS WHEN CHART IS COMPLETE)

Placement → ______ Articulation ↓	Bi­labial	Labio­dental	Linguo­labial	Dental	Alveolar	Post­alveolar	Retro­flex	Palatal	Velar	Uvular	Pharyn­geal/epi­glottal	Glottal

Gnarperese's Vowels (editor note: REMOVE ALL EXTRANEOUS ROWS/COLUMNS WHEN CHART IS COMPLETE)

Placement → ______ Articulation ↓	Front	Central	Back

Gnarpy's full in-game dialogue. Use for inspiration

*"YOU'LL ALL RUE THIZ DAY!" "DON’T YOU ZORPS ZARE TO FOLLOW ME!" "I ZHALL NOT MIZZ ANY OF YOU." "Finally out of zhat box!!" "Zrr.. I'll find zhe way back." "ZTOP CHEERING ZO LOUD." "Zuch whimzical dizplayz are zo pathetic." "GAH! ZTOP YOUR ZEEPLEBABBLING!" "I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR ZEEPLE ZELEBRATIONS." "You zarn FIEND DON'T TEMPT ME" "Thank you for the gift, UNDERLING!" "GLORY to the gnarpianz!!" "How zlorpful of you!!" "IMPUDENT FOOL!" "What a HORRID Glozopul GIFT!" "Get thiz AWAY FROM ME!" "I waz TRAINED for thiz!... ow." "You think thiz rivalz MY tech?" "AUGH! Ztupid pitiful light... ow.." "NO ONE AZKED YOU TO DO THAT!" "Gnarpian tech will ALWAYZ rival ground-dweller TRAZH." "PLEGH! Grozz zmall petalz..." "Yez, I know, I am the bezt. You can ztop now.” "Are you praizing your Gnarpian lord? ZBLEGH!" "Kindnezz will get you nowhere, zorp." "You won't win me over with THEZE!" "0UCH! DONT DO THAT." "AA! THATZ COLDE!" "WATER will not ztop me.." “I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.” “RRRRGH, ZTOP IT!” "STOP IT YOU ZEEBLOiNG!” "DON'T MAKE ME ZAY IT" "ZTOP THAT NOW!" "Water only makes me angry, you ZOPUELY WOPE!" "UGHH! eebling zorpy water." "NO ONE AZKED YOU TO DO THAT!" "Abzolutely PITIFUL" "NOT THE FUR YOU ZANG- URGH!!" "GET LOZT!!" "Quit throwing your EZOTIC FRUITZ at ME." "Fleezers like you zould get eaten by joinkapedez." "WATCH ZIT!" "MY ZAPPER CAN DO MORE DAMAGE!" "YOULL RUE THIZ DAY" "0UCH! DONT DO THAT." "How.. Trivial, planet-zooper." "HZEY!! ZTOP IT NOW." "Hmph, my BLAZTER iz more powerful." "PATHETIC TECH!" "FEEBLE FOAM FREAK!" "Y'Know you're lucky I dont have my ZAPPER on me right now.." "All of you are foolish, foolish fools" "GEEP NOP GNARP GOP!!" "I hate thiz." "How would you knowz how to gleep like me…" "Grr… Weird guyz around here." "ZLAP ZEEP! Dang fur all ruffled upz!" "No gnarp would ever tolerate thiz..." "That ztupid park deserved to get invaded!" "GAH! These blabbles always in my way." "I really wish I could invade some dumb gleeper right now..." "What kind of zlorp zeepes their bop like that!" "Gah! These blabbes always in my way." "I hate bugz! Therez no need for those ZILLY glorpz." "I dream of CONQUERING this ztupid place.. and that zorpoblo shadow. hm..." "That zhadow thinkz it can juzt dizzapear?? ZHAHAHA!" "My zuperior gnarpian hollow armor looks ZO GOOD!!" "Hm.." "thiz muzt be one of thoze zeeping animalz that zcrounge in the trazh.." Bive: "I'm no raccoon!" Bive: "you know that they plot to corrupt every chip brand right???" "GLUH!" "It even zmellz like one.." Bive: "Research is more important than something arbitrary like hygiene." Bive: "Green fur..." Bive: "Possibly used to camouflage from prey.." Bive: "Long antennae.." Bive: "maybe to contact others of its kind.." "What are you MUMBLING about," "you zoink!?" Bive: "your noise patterns" Bive: "your eyesight" Bive: "and your fur aerodynamics" "..Thiz iz vital Gnarpian Information!!" "Burn that notebook NEOW!!" Bive: "Strange and mysterious being!!" Bive: "May I ask a couple thousand questions about where you came from?" "BAH!" "Ztep azide you glorgope!!" "I zhall have NOTHING to do with you.." Bive: "But.." Bive: "but all my hard work!" Bive: "This is a once in a lifetime chance!!" "I hope you zleep with the FIZHEZ!!" "GZHAHAHA!!" DrRETRO: "Mroew, miau. (Y’know with your great intelligence, you’d be a great doctor.)" DrRETRO: "Meow! (You’d be able to help thousands!)" "Gnarp… really?" DrRETRO: "Meow mroew! (Yeah! Just think about it!)" "Wow.. I never thought about zhat…" "…" "HOW BORING! ZHAHAHAA!" DrRETRO: "Hiss, hiss.. (Well, It was worth a try..)" DrRETRO: "Mrow maow mew? (I take it you aren't from around here?)" "Are you DUMB? NOBODY HERE IZ, ZLOOPERT." "I come from the bezt planet there IZ!" DrRETRO: "mraw mrow mreoww.. (Well that's a bit self-centred..) DrRETRO: "Mao mew mrow?(So what're you doing here?)" "Iz'nt that obviozz?!" "to uh... CONQUER THE UNIVERZE OF COURZE!" DrRETRO: "meow.. hiss. (That's.. physically and spatially impossible.)" "Finally! An intelligent feline zpecimen like m-" DrRETRO: "mrowww mrrp? (Still trying to say you're not wearing a costume?)" "Wh-" DrRETRO: "mew meow? (Did you dye your fur then??)" DrRETRO: "Meowww mrraow! (That can't be healthy!)" "MY FUR IZ PURE NATURAL!" "And my armor iz no coztume!" "It'z made out of pure glorpodium!" DrRETRO: "meow mroew.. (Any good doctor would know thats made up..)" "What a WEAK and FLEEBLE beazt! I zhall operate you next!" Folly: "What would happen if I operated on you?" "Gnarp- huhz??" Folly: "How would that coursing pain feel?" Folly: "cracking through your body, slicing the crusts of your skin..." Folly: "and searing your bones?" "..." Folly: "Hmhmhm.." "With your power, we could rule ALL, ZHAHAHA!!" Folly: "Your dreams for victory are so..." Folly: "Nauseating." "You... INZIGNIFICANT FOOL!!" "ZHE GNARPIAN EMPIRE WILL ZMITE YOU WHERE YOU ZTAND!!" Folly: "I would absolutely adore it if they tried." "DON'T YOU UNDEREZTIMATE US! GHAHAHAHA!!" Folly: "Do you remember Frank?" "Hm? Norp!!" "Zoundz like a zoblopple name anywayz.." Folly: "I do. His dreams turns to nightmares." Folly: "He's broken." "GYAHAHA!! Not my problem, gnarp!" FleshCousin: "Wonderful wrappers of controllers conquered the bashful beaches." "You zpeak gibberish!" "Nobody will ever understand your zleeping words.." FleshCousin: "Nobody can jibber jabber like nobody who speaks like words of creatures to sell." "My ZAPPER would make great hazte out of you..." "Another grozz and weird creature.." FleshCousin: "zeeblop gorlplorb with a side of bopzlizzle weather." "HUHZ??" "How doez thiz THING know my amazing gnarpian vernacular??" FleshCousin: "Patterned with marmalade and creasing the cardboard along the sides." "Zrgh.." "Futile THING.." FleshCousin: "Green is a very loud buzzer." "How DARE YOU?" "YOU’RE THE BUZZER!" FleshCousin: "Dare to say the same BUZZER zound like Zeep glorp." "No it DOEZN’T" FleshCousin: "BUZZERZ zound like ZOOP ZOOP!!" "Not.. ZEEP GLORP.." "IDIOT." "Ah zorp..." FleshCousin: "Ah zorp." "What?" "What do you WANT?." FleshCousin: "Wanted you're coins Zeep glorp and the zipperzopper..." "WHAT zipperzopper??" "You're not ZUPPOSED to KNOW ZHAT!" "You zpeak NONZENZE!" "Get out of my ZIGHT!!" FleshCousin: "Zeep glorp the only thing I see." "oh you zhink you're ZOOO ZMART, huh?" FleshCousin: "Zo zhink zmart and the other species glorp." "WHAT other zpeciez!?" "UGH you're not making any ZENZE!!" FleshCousin: "zense is the most important part zpeciez" "If you don't ZTOP talking to me.." "I'll ZAP you with my ZAPPER!!" Infected: "WaTs UR F4vE daNC3?" Infected: "Min3's Teh H4RdSTY13 SHUFF13 xP" "I don't wazte my time doing uzelezz and gliblopping dances..." Infected: "WAT.. 0_0??" Infected: "Y U NO D4ncE??" Infected: "It'S S0 EP1K ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓" "It'z trivial!" "Now go away, you ancient ZOPWARB!" "Rgh" "Keep your zoibling germz away from me.." Infected: "M3h?" Infected: ":'(" "What did I juzt zay?!" "Don't even breathe in my prezence!" Infected: "Ur JUSt @ H4t3R" Infected: "[Content Deleted]" "I wizh I could blazt you with my zapper right now.." Infected: "Z@Pp3r??" Infected: "I5 tH4t L1Ke t3h P4InTBaLL GuN?? O_o;" "It'z only my mozt favorite weapon!!" "And very gleebdin' powerful..." Infected: "OH NO3Z!!" Infected: "DOnT Pwn M3!!" Infected: "I'm Ju5t A n00b!!" "between you and me.." "itz a major relief to be finally zpeaking to zomeone elze here thatz actually on my intellectual level." Jermbo: "meow" "exactly my point!" Lampert: "It’s not that hard to give a compliment to someone once in a while…" "Why would I do that…" "when i could juzt deztory everything that izn’t gnarpian!!" Lampert: "uh…" Lampert: "It could be seen as rude??" Lampert: "Ever think of that?" "zuh.." "No!" "Not at all!" Lampert: "Just so you know..." Lampert: "It's not too late to become a better person!" "Zumb light" "I'm already better than a perzon!" "I'm Gnarpian!" Lampert: "Nothing's gonna get through your skull huh..." "NORP!!" "I would dodge it with my zupreme reflexez!" "Don't zpeak to me..." "talking thing.." Lampert: "What do you mean "thing"?!" Lampert: "learn some manners!" "GYAHAHA!!" "A meazly little light giving ME orderz??" "How ZEMPLOB!!" Lampert: "Hmph!" Lampert: "At least this "thing" has more decency than you!" "Doez thiz thing really make creationz out of wood?" Mannequin_Mark: "I sure do pard'ner!" Mannequin_Mark: "Wood carvin's," Mannequin_Mark: "cabins," Mannequin_Mark: "any type-uh structures!" "Such a uzelezz material.." "Why not juzt use strong zorpligan concrete?" Mannequin_Mark: "Concrete?!" Mannequin_Mark: "That's so borin' and dull!" Mannequin_Mark: "Ev'rybody knows woods th' way t' go!" "ZURE........" "think zhat.." Mannequin_Mark: "Howdy!" Mannequin_Mark: "How're you likin' this elevator?" "GUH??" "Feeble wood doezn't talk..." "What type of experiment iz that!?" Mannequin_Mark: "Darn rootin' I talk!" Mannequin_Mark: "learn some manners ya' overgrown feline!" "It speakz like a zeeblglop..." "Zuch an odd and small mind.." "Who haz let thiz pathetic MOUZE into thiz elevator?!" "You zhould have ztayed in whatever ZOGGLEHOLE zey dug you out of.." Mozelle: "Are you.. talking about me?" Mozelle: "I'm no mouse, if I'm whom you speak of." "TCH. And it iz as ZTUPID az it LOOKZ!" Mozelle: "Hmph! As your royal highness, I order you to shut up, 'dog'!" "How DARE you INZINUATE A GNARPIAN WOULD BE A-" Mozelle: "THEN it seems we're fair now. Good talk!" Mozelle: "..Why do you keep looking at me?" Mozelle: "is there something on my astral-projected face?" Mozelle: "Or! Perhaps you're awaiting an invitation to my-" "I zhould hunt you down to dizplay alongzide all the rezt of my prizez, Rat." "You would look wonderful next to my lazt joinkapedez wall mount." Mozelle: "... Interesting! No tea party for you, it seems!" PartyNoob: "i should plan 4 tomorrow." "OH MY GOD JUZT ZHUT UP ALREADY!" PartyNoob: "wey?" PartyNoob: "i luv 2 be quieter" PartyNoob: "BUT" PartyNoob: "u shuld be a lil nicer" "DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYZELF!" "ZHUT" "UP!" PartyNoob: "3:" PartyNoob: "have u seen any cool things out in da cosmos?" "Other than myzelf and my fellow gnarpianz," "NO!" "Nothing could ever compare to our greatnezz!" PartyNoob: "but da space is so pretty!" PartyNoob: "there's gotta be sum thing.." PartyNoob: "mayb some cool space partees!" "You zurely are missing a few marblez in zat dense skull.." "Do your zoblob "gatheringz" alzo plan out ze bezt courze of planetary zomination?" PartyNoob: "uhmm.." PartyNoob: "i don't think so?" PartyNoob: "unless u count tabletop games!" "GAMEZ?!" "Az if THOZE lowly thingz could ever compare to ze REAL thing!" "Therez no SCREAMZ!" "No CHAZE!" "Itz uzelezz practize even for a Gnarpian ZUB!!" PartyNoob: "oh.. sorry?" PartyNoob: "guess dats a no then.." "So who are you earthling?" Pest: "死ぬ" ("Die") "You'll regrete saying that to me. GNARP GNARP!" Pest: "わかった" ("Understood") Pest: "あなたは宇宙人ですか？" ("Are you an alien?") "I don't understand what you're saying IDIOT." Pest: "あなたは変です" ("You are weird") "OKAY?" "You smell like oil. ZOP!" Pest: "理解した" ("Got it") "What a meazly zoibling bug.." "GROVEL to my presence, being!" Pest: "あなたはうるさいです" ("You're being too loud.") "HEY!!" "You zlopbobs should be thankful the gnarpian take over, now bow!!" Pest: "Shove off." Pilby: "N-nice kitty.." "You DARE call me kitty?!!" "You won't be spared," "ZOINKER!!" Pilby: "*gulp*" Pilby: "I-I'm awfully sorry!!" "HZAHAHA!!..." "Oh." "I don't have my zapper." "HAH!" "Another bug to zquish under my tyrannical foot!" Pilby: "Ourghh..." Pilby: "Please don't.." Pilby: "I like living!!" "Look at it ztumble and zhake!" "How hilariouz!" Pilby: ":O(" "Your speciez iz zo..." "irrelevant!" Pilby: "thats.." Pilby: "none of your business.." "Hm??" "Backtalk?" "My gnarpian analysts didn't tell me that!" Pilby: "S-Sorry!" Pilby: "Don't evaporate me.. Pilby: "Guhh..." "I'm curiouz." "How eazy iz it to reverze engineer you?" Prototype: "Fairly complicated actually, gnarpian!" Prototype: "First of all, my face is indestuble-" Prototype: "Indestructible!!" Prototype: "And i have shaaaarp teeth!!" Prototype: "My factory built me with a specific processor-" Prototype: "HEY wait a second..." Prototype: "Why do you want to know??" "You zeemed to be very durable.." "I waz wondering if uz ZUPERIOR Gnarpianz could replicate your build for future uze." Prototype: "Ohhhhh. I have bad news for you then." Prototype: "The factory that created me shut down-" Prototype: "[PROCESSING..]" Prototype: "Centuries ago!!" "NO MATTER, MACHINE." "I'll find a way to recreate your kind for our next invazion!!” "And what ARE you zuppozed to be?!" Prototype: "Well, I'm a Prototype!" Prototype: "I know I'm a robot doll.." Prototype: "Hm. Weeeell actually." Prototype: "I don’t really know what I was built for!" "What kind of UZELEZZ MACHINE doezn't even KNOW what it'z BUILT for.." Prototype: "Well that's not very nice!" Prototype: "And I'm not useless! I can be a universal translator!!" "TRANZLATE THIZ THEN, MACHINE!" "GNARP GNARP ZEEP GLORP ZOOP ZOOT!!" Prototype: "Ah… that’s very…" Prototype: "Explicit…" Prototype: "You have such cool tech!!" Prototype: "Did you guys build robots too?" "I zuppoze we built war machinez." Prototype: "ZZT- WAR MACHINES?!" "YEZ. And we conquered GALAXIEZ!!" Prototype: "Galaxies wow..!" Prototype: "Did those machines have feelings too??" "MACHINEZ DON'T NEED EMOTIONZ, YOU ZLARP." Prototype: "..." Reddy: "Animals are prohibited in Red Ball facilities." Reddy: "Please relocate now." "I will do no zuch thing you gleebsnap!!" "Now grovel at my upbringing!" Reddy: "User commands are not authorized for use." Reddy: "Have a-" Reddy: "*KZZRTT*" Reddy: "g-good day." "Grr..." "You'll rue the day you zeepleed to ME!" "What iz thiz poor craftmanzhip..." Reddy: "If you have a complaint" Reddy: "br-" Reddy: "br-" Reddy: "bring it up to the current manager." "Er" "On zecond thought" "I zhould think of more invazion ztrategiez..." Reddy: "*KZZRT*" Reddy: "Sudden discomfort detected." Scag: "Hey" Scag: "Are you chillcore with the aliens on the telly" "What the ZLARPLE is a... 'telly'??" Scag: "OH you don't get the humorfilled joke do you" "You ztupid boxez and your.. POP culture DRIVEL." Scag: "Hey bud." Scag: "Not." Scag: "Chillcore." "Scag: because of you freaks, my last shipment came in DESTROYED and LATE..." Scag: "by the time I got my 3rd century B.R.T floppy disk.." Scag: "it was incredibly kafkaesque and I personally was not feeling it." "Itz INZULTING to think a WARRIOR like gnarp would ever be ztuck delivering BOXEZ." "An army cant be lead with zome ZOFT PAWZ too BUZY handling CARDBOARD!" Scag: "DANG" Scag: "I'll try to catch the right meowpal next time" Scag: "strange odd alien thing spotted in the elevator" Scag: "AND ITS SPACECORE" "I REFUZE TO TALK TO YOU." Scag: "it is NOT speechtastic" "GNEEL YOUR BLARP YOU GNARPLY GNAB!! ZHUT UP ZHUT UP!!" "TO ZPEAK TO A GENERAL IN ZUCH ZLURPIAN WAYZ IS DEZPICABLE YOU ZNOING!!" "...Cringe!" Split: "wanna hear a joke?" "NO!" Split: "Hiya, are you having a good day?" "NO, NOW ZTOP SPEAKING TO ME." Split: "hrmmm, how una-PEEL-ing of you....." "ZHUT UP!" "This zingsploingalistic fruit iz so odd..." Split: "Well, I'm no SNAILien, but you could be a bit nicer!" "Bah!" "What gleebyness!" Split: "No need to hurt my PEELings..." "Zhut UP!!" Spud!: "I wish I could.." Spud!: "spud..." Spud!: "Be fixed.." "Hm? What waz that?" "Are you broken or zomething?" Spud!: "You.. spud.." Spud!: "know what you did.." Spud!: "spud spud.." "I don't recall!" "Come back when your zcrambled brain workz!" "Oh!" "Uh.." "what a weird creature!! Zo odd." Spud!: "You're horrible.." Spud!: "you're a horrible horrible..." Spud!: "uh.." Spud!: "Cat..." "Ugh, I'm happy I could forget zuch a glorpdian face like that!" "Gnrrz.. gneez.." STAT: "Why are you making these... noises." "NONE OF YOUR BUZINEZZ, GLORP!" ".. Gnarps zuch as myzelf merely do not like to be cramped up in zuch.. zeeble ZPACEZ." STAT: "Do you miss space?" "TCH, we ARE in zpace." "I long for PLANETZ UNDER MY PAWZ!" STAT: "What an interesting way to put it!" STAT: "I miss home, too." STAT: "pspspspsps!" "HM?? What're you DOING, zeebler?" STAT: "Oh nothing, hehe!" STAT: "You kitty cats are all the same!" "HAH! I am not zome zimple gnarpian!" "LOWER BEINGZ FEAR ME!" STAT: "Daw, you make this elevator a bit more bearable" "HM. That is zufficient." STAT: "Everyone on this elevator is so..." STAT: "'buddy-buddy' with each other. It's odd!" "Finally, zomeone I can agree with!" "itz quite ZMOTHERING." STAT: "But I guess the little kitties aren't so bad. Like you!" "ZELL OF COURZE!!" "Everyone likez me, I can juzt tell." "Zleeb... I could use a zluzhie." STAT: "My machine could make those!" STAT: "It could make a ton of different foods whenever I asked!" "Yeaaahh i guezz." "But I want a REAL zluzhie. One from a gnarpian machine glorbo." "Now that you mention zuch device.. it zoundz familiar..." "On my planet" "we call THINGZ like you a VERY unpleazant glargzoot." Unpleasant: "..." "Eugh." "You hurt my eyez." "I zhould just BLAZT you with my BLAZTER for looking so UGLY!!!" Unpleasant: "..." "You DARE to ride thiz elevator with uz." Unpleasant: "..." "You're so dizguztingly horrible to even GLANCE at." "that your kind iz conzidered to be an utter wazte of time to dominate over!" "I zhould just end your worthlezz exiztance right here and then." "You don't dezerve to exizt." "You FREAK." "You don't belong on this elevator." "You better get out next ztop, or I'm going to ZAP you!!" "Your INFERIOR kind will NEVER be welcomed here. Unpleasant: "..." "ZLEMPER!! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" Wallter: "Well you're one ferocious feline!" Wallter: "Do you indulge in tuna?" "ZHADDAP!!" "Only a weakling would partizipate in zuch a disguzting food!" Wallter: "I enjoy the taste of those culinary delights though..." "Then you're juzt as bad az all the rezt!" "Lowly concrete being..." "Out of all creationz, you have to be the most..." "uzelezz." Wallter: "Such spite!" Wallter: "Perhaps we could settle our differences over a cup of tea?" "Why would I..." "the war general of the gnarpian..." "ever have a cup of "tea" with YOUR zoblob kind?!" Wallter: "Well, I guess there really IS no arguing with a brick wall..." Wallter: "Say, are you interested in retirement?" Wallter: "I have a cozy cat bed right in my house!" "I am NOT retiring! Zuch a BAFFLING requezt.." Wallter: "But... aren't you a feline?" Wallter: "Don't naps and food sound cozy?" "yeah, yeah... HEY!" "I WON'T ZTAND FOR THIZ GLEEPYNEZZ!" "I must zay, your reinforcement capabilitiez are quite imprezzive..." "Albeit ZTUPID!" Wallter: "If you mean my skin, it's just a bit dry right now!" Wallter: "Nothing some grey stuff can't fix." "All that getz out of your mouth iz GREY ZTUFF! Zo unprofezzional..." Wallter: "Hmph!" Wallter: "Hm, I do wonder if grey stuff has made it to the far off regions of intergalactic space!" "YUCK." "Alien speciez prefer more... elegant taztez.." Wallter: "Oh? Like w-" Jet fuel. GYAHAHAHA!!!"