Soyjak.party

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Soytroons unequivocally lost, ur shitty site culture will get raped to death by normalfag twitterKINGS and all the "good" parts brushed off and u will be powerless to stop it as u become yet another flash in the pan 4cuck clone that never was

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soyjak.party
URL	soyjak.party
Type	Imageboard
Launched	September 19, 2020

Back 2 the sharty

Soyjak.party, (also commonly referred to as the sharty, 'arty, party, soytroon.shitty, and innumerable other names) is a shitty vichan-based imageboard where the bar for posting has the lowest standards out of almost any website on the entire internet. It is (or was) dedicated to the posting of soyjaks and other nu-4chan adjacent memes.

The website was founded on September 20, 2020, by some literal who faggot going by the name of 'Soot,' a shitty wordpun based off of the alias of the original owner of 4chan, moot, initially shilling the website on 4chan's /qa/ as a joke. This practice is a common theme amongst almost everything generated from soyjak.party, as the website's users are utterly creatively bankrupt and would rather attempt to emulate the work of others (while simultaneously disparaging practically every other section of the internet.)

Over time, the site developed from a chaste, slow-paced shitposting website whose original raids were solely targeted towards spamming and stealing GETs from other imageboards (which were, admittedly, pretty funny to participate in) to a shitty e-celebrity-orbiting catch-all forum where dozens of cabals and factions fight over a non-existent sense of power (see countrywars, zellig, froge, pepe, namefaggery, and tons of other autistic nonsense,) with some factions dedicating themselves to the single purpose of incessantly obsessing over and doxxing literal nobodies on Xitter. Soyjak.party is also responsible for inventing a whole set of inane terminology that has managed to spread like a plague to practically every corner of the entire internet, resulting in people (typically those who just discovered soy """culture""") who use said terms (in places other than imageboards and Right-Wing Xitter) being humiliated for their autistic, childlike behavior.

Soyjak.party, through the course of three years, has also amassed a gigantic trainwreck of a chronicle, cycling through literal hundreds of boogeymen and different admins, all of whom eventually grow to resent the website (the owners, more specifically - soyjak.party is yet to have an administrator that does not regret the valuable time and resources they poured into this shithole.) This is likely a result of the goldfish-tier attention span of the average soyjak.party user, who finds meaning in life through constant stimulation, continuous harassment, and internet drama to prolong their inevitable suicide.

Sister websites

Somehow, the pure, unadulterated autism of soyjak.party has managed to spawn an entire NETWORK (denominated as the "soysphere" by soytrannies) of other websites dedicated to the sole purpose of posting (and writing) about MSpaint cartoon bald men with glasses. These websites tend to clash over their autistic ideals as to how you are "correctly" supposed to post soyjaks (even though in reality, they're really just the same shitty, repetitive cesspools consecrated to the exact same thing at the end of the day.)

• soyjak.wiki - Wiki devoted to the writing and archiving of soyjak "culture" and "history." Desperately tries to emulate the likes of Encyclopedia Dramatica (they even copy ED's templates), but fails miserably at it. Taking one good look at quite literally any page on the soyjak wiki makes it apparently obvious to anyone who is even slightly versed in the English language immediately reveals the fact that the wiki is chiefly edited by ESL thirdworlders who spam buzzwords in order to make up for their extremely discernible lack of linguistics skills. Edit wars are common here, as well as overbearing jannies who patrol the wiki 24/7 to stamp out literally anything that could even slightly/indirectly challenge their personal views. Similar to NoLimitsPedia, it is ran off of MediaWiki. They have an article about us. See: Main Article
• booru.soy - Booru dedicated to the hosting of dozens of thousands of half-assed soyjak edits, complete with tagging autism, edit wars, countrywars, thinly-veiled pornography spam, and its very own personal line-up of retarded namefags ready to dump the next 24 hours of their short lives into defending what little remains of their "honor" by incessantly commenting on every post that even slightly namedrops them or their ideals. The website is ran off of the Shimmie2/Danbooru software package.
• jakparty.soy - Splinter imageboard initially created after kuz purchased soyjak.party from its original founder, soot. Despite its claims to be host a """different""" soyjak experience than the aforementioned soyjak.party, it can literally only owe this to the fact that it is ran off of jschan, has a tenfold slower PPH (posts-per-hour) than the sharty, which is excused by the website owner as "being comfy" (euphemism for dead,) and openly supports waifufaggotry, as the entire website is decked with appearances of its mascot, Soytan. Defunct as of September 20, 2024.
• More to come Seeing as how soyjak "culture" has splintered into literal dozens of 'different' (see first statement) websites and communities at this point, writing an entry for even the most 'relevant' of them would now seem redundant.

Linguistics

• 'p - Child porn, and quintessential sharty culture.
• Gem - Good. Derives from [s4s] - "bumping this gem."
• Coal - Bad. Fittingly one of the only slang words that organically originated from soyjak.party.
• TSMT - This, so much this.
• trvthnvke, trvth, trvke - Truth.
• o algo - Means "or something" in Spanish. This buzzword is usually used to end a sentence.
• DOX RAPE KILL - Ruining someones life. Usually targeted at people they don't like.
• Brap - Doesn't originate from the Sharty, but it is the sound of a fart which is extensively used on the Sharty.

Site culture

Soyjak.party has unfortunately managed to entrench itself as an overbearing presence on the internet (in terms of their overall influence amongst autistic teenagers and dissident right-wing Xitter circles,) and as such has cultivated a diverse range of "memes," also commonly labelled as "sharty culture," in their own words. While some aspects of """sharty culture""" originate organically within the website, the bulk of these memes are either co-opted or completely appropriated from elsewhere online. Notable examples of these "memes," though not an exhaustive list (given the sheer width of what qualifies/what has been qualified as "sharty culture," writing a comprehensive list would literally take hours upon hours of time) include:

• ChudBob SquarePants
• Omoriboy
• "Say the line, (x)jak!"
• Shoyta/Nate
• Soylita
• Sourjak
• Spadeson
• Racebait
• Frogposting
• Incredible Gassy
• Frostedsugarcookiejak
• Countrywars
• Tranime
• E-celebrity orbiting

Trolling Methods soyjak.party uses

/his/ raid

The average soytroon, despite claiming otherwise, has absolutely zero idea how to dox, nor has any understanding of OPSEC/OSINT (typically leading them to being doxxed themselves) and typically will just use something like Illicit Services (0t.rocks) to search for a victim's password or email (hashed or plain-text). Note that Illicit Services is owned by a self-admitted pedophile, and is nowhere near efficient nor does it contain nearly as many databases as other tools like HIBP and IntelX.

Another method they use to 'troll' is reporting a website to their registar (which is what they attempted on us, but failed miserably) like Cloudflare. If that doesn't work (it wont), then they raid the site by impotently spamming gore, TND, and troonjaks, which are usually cleaned up and completely forgotten by the natives within an hour, and oftentimes even leads to counter-raids where soytroons get utterly humiliated.

To troll a streamer (usually playing Jackbox), they usually spam their stream with gore, TND, and troonjaks, and, again, immediately report said streamer to Twitch using the relevant timestamps if a bannable image or video appears on their screen.

The attachment on the left showcases a soyjak.party raid (or "cattywipe") on /his/ around mid-2022. Since the modern soytranny is completely inept when it comes to imageboard culture (because they immigrated from Twitter or Discord or something), 4chan raids almost never happen anymore.

How to troll soyjak.party users

• Post the most obvious bait possible
• Promote Discord (I hereby formally invite you to discord.gg/xxxxxx)
• Promote splinters (swedishwin.com, soygem.party, chud.win, soyzellig.party, jaksoy.party pick your poison)
• Be unsafe edgy (warning: this might cause a janny to be engulfed in rage and will leak your IP address)
• Talk about them on X
• Remind them that they are reading this and will post a screenshot containing this line of text on /soy/ asking them to report this site to our registrar
• Remind them that this site is 100% US legal and that unsafe edgy jokes cannot result in law enforcement getting involved
• Remind them that their site is not legal as they hack into devices which falls under Title 18 U.S. Code § 1030 which is a federal crime
• Spam CP (for legal reasons this is a joke)
• Vandalize/spread misinformation their wiki (don't make it too obvious though)
• Report them and/or their sister websites to their registrars
• Post frogs

In relation to NoLimitsPedia

March 30th Raid

On March 30, 2024, an individual from soyjak.party discovered NoLimitsPedia, specifically that of this page (this was an inevitability, and was going to happen sooner or later), and quickly reported his findings to /soy/, creating a call-to-arms thread, which soytroons immediately hounded upon like vermin. During soytroon.shitty's laughably pathetic failraid, they spammed their typicalities like TND and other assorted gore (including dead children) - in response to a joking incitation to spam CP on their website under the premise of moralfaggotry (as they do with the rest of their ‘operations’ - yes, they really fucking call them that.) This is really fucking retarded because:

• They aren’t cognizant that the userbase of this website would obviously already be desensitized to the same 5 unstimulating gore images they’ve spammed for years.

• If their incentive was to claim a moral highground or ‘protect the integrity of children on the internet’ (which is ironic because soyjak.party is a literal child grooming den), then they evidently wouldn’t achieve this by posting NSFL imagery capable of traumatizing children.

• Videos of torture/murder (specifically with underage victims), ignoring legislation enacted by the Jews and governments they supposedly so fervently hate, are equally/moreso morally repugnant than non-hurtcore CP and animal torture (the life of an animal is no more valuable than that of a human, if you think otherwise you have the brain of an emotionally stunted child.)

Soytrannies have yet to discover a cogent rebuttal to any of these points (as does 90% of the modern 'edgesphere'), and, predictably, they instead opt for sperging out (their cognitive dissonance goes into full overdrive) like the fucking retarded mouthbreathing spastics they are by hurling a spew of meaningless buzzwords of nonexistent boogeymen at you.

The wiki was also immediately blamed on the following things:

• Zuken

• Togglebott

• Foodists

• Discord

• Practically every other boogeyman imaginable

Their suspicions of Zuken’s involvement (who was registered under the name “Snorfalken” and evidently hadn’t even contributed to any of the pages mocking soytroonery) in the wiki were almost entirely erroneous, and the NoLimitsPedia ‘raid’ thread eventually devolved into circlejerking over the aforementioned’s dox, in which Zuken, in fashion for himself, attempted to damage control by writing walls of texts in appeal to soytrannies. Unfortunately for him, soytroons are incapable of critical thinking and rationality, so his pleas went ignored and they continued to accuse him of being the owner of the wiki (lol) as well as the leader of the foodists (lol) before haphazardly attempting to extort him to his parents.

Soytroons also decided to report us to our registrars, stating that we made very defamatory and MEAN comments about Froot and Soyjak.party, and the wiki is also a parody of the big MEANIE website called Encyclopedia Dramatilarp. Our registrar, however, did not care, and our downtime was owed to other interpersonal factors.

Soytroon.wiki's article on NoLimitsPedia.

Soyjak.wiki

Shortly after the March 30th incident, a soyjak.wiki page was established as an antithesis to NLP's article. However, in typical soytroon fashion, the page was nowwhere near as succint or original as ours, and, like everything to come out of soytroon culture, tries way too fucking hard.

Shortly after NLP went back online they noticed (as expected of chronically online hyperfixoids), and updated the article with even more misinformation and retarded assumptions they make on the fly, further solidifying their delusional hyperstition.