Uni the Based Right Wing Cat

Uni, known in certain edgesphere circles with her epithet ‘Uni the Based Right Wing Cat,’ (a meme which itself was spawned on iFunny) is a lucrative black tuxedo cat (duh) owned by some random chinksectoid nip that managed to monetize Uni by occasionally taking whimsical baby-sensory-tier pictures and videos of her, posting them online afterwards. As articulated on the animals page, Uni is particularly popular among dissident rightoids because she (and other cute animals in general) appeal to their underdeveloped childlike brains, and she also serves as a cheap way to fill the void that is their personality and interests.

Maxwell

Maxwell, like Uni, is a black tuxedo cat known for literally nothing else other than a single picture taken by his owner in which he resembles a loaf of bread. Despite this, Maxwell’s popularity online completely eclipses Uni’s, being especially prevalent especially among the young, developing, bright minds of Generation Alpha. This alone makes Maxwell tenfold more respectable than Uni could ever be, and also serves as a point of contention for Uni’s neurotic worshippers who mentally break down at the sight of seeing someone accidently (or intentionally) confuse Uni for Maxwell. Maxwell also has his own theme song, which he can be commonly seen dancing to.

Tragically, Maxwell recently passed away, and while normally due to being a cat he’d be immediately sent straight to the deepest, darkest pits and depths of Hell, his juxtaposition against Uni has earned him a rightful spot to flourish in Heaven.

Variants

Political scientists have spent years thoroughly psychoanalyzing Uni’s adjacents (prominent online cats), and have thus finalized a comprehensive list of their specific ideologies, in accordance