Esoteric goonism
Esoteric Goonism is a ancient religious and philosophical system that have influenced both the western and oriental esoteric traditions. This system of beliefs and practices, according to Edging Scholars, is believed to be reaction to the excessive ascetism practiced in other well-known esoteric traditions. For example, in Goodhism, the predecessor to Tantric Buddhism, a practitioner must practice Goonhisattva Meditiation (i.e. goon until you're in a meditative trance) in order to achieve "Goonervana," a state of being where He/She/Xhe/Ze has escapeed the Demiurge's Amazing Digital Samsara. In Hermetic Goonism, the esoteric goonic tradition that developed in Ancient Greece/Aegypt, a practicioner must adopt an extreme gooning regiment as per the Goonerald Dojinshi of Thoth.
The origins of this elusive tradition is unknown; however, recent archaeological findings in the "Primordial Gooncave" suggests that there was a Proto-Esoteric-Goonism.