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Esoteric Goonism is a ancient religious and philosophical system that haa influenced both western and oriental esoteric traditions. This system of beliefs and practices, according to Edging Scholars, is believed to be reaction to the excessive ascetism practiced in other well-known esoteric traditions. The origins of this elusive tradition is unknown; however, recent archaeological unearthed in the "Primordial Gooncave" suggests that there was a Proto-Esoteric-Goonism.
Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities.
A Minor Attracted Person (abbreviated to MAP), is a person who exudes a sexual preference to those who happen to be defined as "minors" (those listed as below the Age of Consent, or Age of Majority, via local jurisdiction law.) Despite easily being amongst some of the most heavily marginalized groups on the planet, MAPs have managed to implant themselves in more popular internet culture, though efforts to popularize the movement in the real-life western world have waned as decades worth of (((restrictions))) placed upon them continue to pile up.