Kiwi Farms

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Kiwi Farms (formerly CWCki Forums) is an online forum almost exclusively infested by some of the most insufferable people you could imagine on the internet dedicated to the discussion and continuous harassment of clueless (usually) autistic e-celebrities, operated by international fugitive shotacon Joshua Conner Moon, also known by his online alias Null. Users of the forum are infamous for being fun-hating faggots who feel the need to constantly virtue-signal for what is essentially the equivalent of Reddit Gold (reactions,) and in doing so target innocent people indulging in harmless hobbies, most notably Baby Monkey Torture enthusiasts.

After taking a single good look at a Kiwi Farms thread, it should become apparently obvious that the typical Kiwi Farms poster is a trollshielder who is equally as autistic as the people they attempt to humiliate, but decisively hides their true personality out of a misplaced sense of guilt. The forum also freely harbors radical feminists, because for some reason the retarded userbase decided that mentally ill woman were somehow more faultless than mentally ill men (trannies.) This is in direct contrast with their typically reactionary standpoint, so it would be safe to say that the average Kiwi Farms user is also a longhoused simp suffering from cognitive dissonance.

During the summer of 2022, Kiwifags went a bridge too far and invoked the wrath of the transgender goddesses who struck down the forum through a series of complaints towards service providers and DDoS attacks, permanently crippling them. Since these incidents, they have hopelessly jumped from domain to domain in attempt to retain the site, all under the collapsing NEETdom of Null.

Joshua Conner Moon / Null

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As previously mentioned, Null, real name Joshua Conner Moon, is the current owner of Kiwi Farms. He is an overweight, 31-year-old NEETcel who runs the server for Kiwi Farms out of his mother's basement (he grew up with an absent father) utilizing the XenForo software. He currently lives in Serbia after some complications with the US government, so in that sense you would technically not be wrong to call him an international fugitive. Before he launched CWCki Forums, he was also formerly an admin for the infamous child porn site, 8chan (which is quite literally listed under Wikipedia's child porn site category.)

Null is also famously known for being a shotacon, a claim in which he now denies (but everyone knows he just can't get enough of that neko shota butt doe.) He has also openly lusted over real-life little boys. These actions, while positive on their own, are still unable to compensate for the rest of Null's retardation.

Fortunately, Null knows absolutely nothing about internet security and server management (which he gets upset about in his Telegram channel and blames trannies, even though it is his fault), earning himself the title of a lolcow after accidentally doxxing himself by recording his mother's house address whilst registering Lolcow LLC, Kiwi Farm's legal company (funnily enough, he wasn't even doxxed by someone on the internet with a vendetta against him, but rather a random journalist.) Following this, Josh had shut down Kiwi Farms in 2017 due to his family recieving threats. But eventually reopened and came to an agreement with his enemies. Kiwi Farms also suffered a data breach in 2019 which exposed user's dates of birth, email addresses, IP address, and activity on the website. The website was similarly hacked AGAIN in 2022, correlating with the #DropKiwifarms movement. Additionally, he has no fucking clue as to what service providers he should employ for his website and simply chooses the cheapest/easiest options, leading him and his website being dropped by Dreamhost, and among nearly a hundred others. Because of this, Kiwi Farms has achieved the record of most domain changes for sites in this sphere of the internet, beating out websites like 8chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and BreachForums.

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Null also occasionally records YouTube streams that literally nobody watches. He calls these individual streams "Mad at the Internet" (abbreviated to MATI) episodes, based off of the reaction used on Kiwi Farms which the terminally online quasi-trannies of that website will spam on your posts if you say anything that even slightly conflicts with their convoluted worldview.

His used-goods retarded cockslut whore mother (Candice L. Potter) was also previously known to be an avid user of Kiwi Farms as well (which entirely makes sense, since the constant cacophony of drama Kiwitroons tend to fabricate attracts an orbit of foids) until she was fired from her low-end real estate job. She also happens to have a past record as a criminal, which most likely was gained by her constant molestation of Josh when he was a child.

Paul Morris / Sprate Header

Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities (Soyjak.party, Foodists, 764, etc) - infact, Paul is so enamoured with these circles that he began a very thread of his own autistically detailing even the smallest of modicums (in which NLP is also mentioned) about them, basically hyperbolizing their actions (which literally feeds into their histrionic power fantasies) and pretending as if they even pose any real fucking threat (most of the groups he whines about are already long defunct, such as the Foodists). It can be said that Paul (soytrannies and other kiwifarms users are also guilty of this) inadvertently revives the communities he so fervently "despises" (let's be honest, he probably doesn't even hold any real convictions and just does this because he has absolutely nothing better to do) by simply continuing to talk about them.

Paul, despite his self-proclaimed expertise in online security, was eventually doxxed by 'TrollCow' Elaine Miller (who has earned herself a spot on the TFD whitelist), who traced the banner on his KiwiFarms profile (that he, mistakenly, admitted he created himself) to another website he had used it on, that being his company's, where his name and contacts were listed. Elaine confirmed his dox by calling the associated phone number, the voice happily confirming that it was indeed him that made the banner for his company profile.