Homosexuality

Not to be confused with Trannies.

Homosexuality is the practice of two men having romantic and/or sexual relations with one another. Men who do this are called homosexuals or faggots (initially a slur but has since been somewhat reclaimed), but are colloquially referred to as gay. This is a common practice that has been observed in humanity since the age of Sumeria and Babylon and is even observed in several animal species, yet in recent times, has been repressed and shunned by moralfags, christcucks, and straightoids alike.

Note that the term "homosexuality" can be used for both men and women, but women are disgusting and don't deserve anything good so this page need not apply to them.

History

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Present Day

In modern times, homosexuality has become more popular and accepted than ever. However, this is a double-edged sword, as it has also (d)evolved to become less of a manly past time and more so an effeminate one. The rise of things like drag queens and femgoys (although both of these are essentially just period-specific iterations of the same thing) have completely tanked the reputation of homosexuality as a whole in the eyes of normalfags, though they are pressured into tolerating it out of fear of being shunned (which is a good thing). The majority of modern gay men have also become hypergamous flamer sluts (although homosexuality has always been closely linked with hypergamy throughout history, it's just more noticeable now), and as a result it's become harder to find love as a gay man than as a str8 one, although so-called "incels" will vehemently deny this.

The acceptance of homosexuality in modern society has also led to such blessings such as gay pornography and yaoi/BL.

Types of Homosexuals

Homosexuals come in all shapes and sizes, each with their own unique preferences.

Body Types

Hunks

buff guys gym bros (add pic of noel deyzel here)

DILFs

Older men. The term "silver fox" is also used to describe older men who have aged exceptionally well.

Pooners

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By now you've probably noticed that femgoys femboys/traps have been mysteriously omitted from this section, despite being one of the most prevalent forms of homosexuality nowadays. This is intentional, as they are objectively closer to trannies than actual homosexuals (despite rightoids vehemently insisting that they are different for SOME fucking reason) and thus will have their own dedicated in-depth section in the Trannies page when it gets made.

Personality Types

Flamers

An overly flamboyant gay man. You could consider this the "stock" faggot. Whenever the average normalfag pictures a gay person, a flamer type is usually what comes to mind. Usually hangs out with foids. Flamers are essentially just women in men's bodies but with the self-respect to not troon out.

Closet Cases

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Homofascists

Faggots who, for whatever reason, seek to pollute homosexuality, which is above race, with their retarded ideals about race. The extent of self-proclaimed homofascists' preferences more often than not tend to only be femgoys like Astolfo (as pictured here). Perhaps the only "gay" archetype truly deserving of mockery.

Preferences

Drag Queens

A sect of flamers with an interest of dressing up in over-the-top woman clothing to the point of holding competitions for it. For whatever reason, they also feel inclined to read books to school children while in drag, to the dismay of millions of seething straightoid boomer parents. They are basically the femboys of yesteryear, however their content is much better due to their very existence making conservacucks and moralfags seethe to no end.

Leathermen

Gay men who have an interest in leatherplay and other associated activities like BDSM and petplay. They are sort of the drag queens' partner-in-crime in terms of infamy as their aesthetics are equally off-putting to the average straightoid as drag is.

Furfaggots

Main article: Zoophiles

Faggots who want to have sex with animals. For some reason, gays of this type tend to have the weirdest fetishes. Some of them have good taste like furry/scalie bara, but unfortunately most gay furries are into literal goyslop like Changed and Pokémon femboy porn. Their most notable invention is Boykisser, quite possibly the greatest meme ever conceived.

Boylovers

Pedophiles. While pederasty was once a past time reserved for respected warriors and aristocrats, modern pederasts ("boylovers") typically have to keep their urges under wraps, due to such activities being made illegal in the time since then. They are much more tolerable than lolitroons.

List of Homosexual Terminology

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closeted

beard

poz

neg

write this shit later

List of Notable Homosexuals

Me

Ancient Greeks

Ancient Chinese aristocrats

Ancient Japanese aristocrats

Yukio Mishima

Michael Jackson

Nikocado Avocado

Elton John

Lil Nas X

Dreamybullxxx

Brandon Curington

Billy Herrington

Wayne Wilson

Luka Magnotta

Kevin Leonardo

Buff TF2 mercenaries

Boykisser

CatNap and DogDay

You :3

Homophobia

Despite homosexuality being the purest form of love out there, there are those who seek to see it destroyed. These people are called homophobes. They come in many forms, and have varying reasons for why they get absolutely FILTERED by homosex.

For example, straightoid incels tend to be homophobic despite basing their entire personality off of complaining about how evil women are.

All in all, homophobia can be attributed to closet cases, straightoid jealousy, or foids trying to monopolize men for themselves in order to perpetuate the societal longhouse.

Homophobe Arguments

"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"

Empirically false. You can read about this in the Foid page.

"All gay people are child groomers!"

Str8oids have higher child molestation rates overall than homosexuals. (insert picture proving this here idk lol) Before you say there are more straight people than there are gay people, the rate of child molestation between the two differs greatly on a relative scale.

"Being gay is a choice!"

Another common way of wording this is that homosexuality is a mental disorder, which science has already thoroughly debunked. For most, it comes naturally and is ingrained into them. And while there are cases of people turning gay due to exposure, this is hardly an issue as the same can be said for heterosexuals. Not to mention gay people are routinely and forcefully sent to conversion camps against their will.

"We were put on this Earth to breed!"

There is nothing more disgusting in the world than a w*man's blown out front hole, and having to stick your dick in such a grotesque place isn't worth it for any reason. It's also worth noting that most straight marriages usually end in divorce, relatively higher than that of gay marriages. Also, children (especially modern children) are a blight on anyone tasked with the job of caring for them, and only mental slaves could every derive enjoyment from raising a child.

"Homosexuality is degenerate!"

It is preferable to be a "degenerate" than to shackle yourself to some vapid foid for the rest of your life because jewish religions from thousands of years ago brainwashed people into thinking it's bad.

"You have AIDS."

Okay, you got me there.

Bisexuality

Bisexuals are people who claim to be attracted to both sexes. While this sounds relatively mundane, one will quickly find that most who fall under this umbrella happen to be some of the most spineless, disingenuous people as far as sexuality goes. Listed below are reasons why people identify as bi.

Reasons for Bisexuality

Genuine attraction

Some people are actually attracted to both men and women. At first glance, this may seem obvious and undeserving of its own section, however you will quickly find that most "bisexuals" aren't bi at all.

Attention

As with most people who subscribe to LGBT pride niggerdom, some people just label themselves something for the sake of attention and brownie points. Bisexuality is by far the safest thing to identify as, because you can pretend to be oppressed while still lusting over the opposite gender as usual.

Bicuriosity

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To impress foids (exclusive to men)

By far the worst reason people identify as bi, and is not nearly talked about enough. Men will identify as bisexual for the approval of foids, as the latter, for some reason, have some weird inclination towards gay men (see: Fujoshis), probably because they see them as toys to be played with and not as actual people. However, typically when he is close enough to said foids, he will go full mask-off and start trying to hit on her. Anyone guilty of this is deserving of eternal torment and will be dragged to the deepest darkest pits and depths of hell by Officer Ganson during the Catnapocalypse foid extinction event.