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Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities. | Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities. | ||
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Uni, known in certain edgesphere circles with her epithet ‘Uni the Based Right Wing Cat,’ (a meme which itself was spawned on the hellsite known as iFunny) is a lucrative black tuxedo cat (duh) owned by some random chinksectoid nip that managed to monetize Uni by occasionally taking whimsical baby-sensory-tier pictures and videos of her, posting them online afterwards. As articulated on the animals page, Uni is particularly popular among dissident rightoids, trannies, and normalfags alike because she (and other cute animals in general) serves as a cheap stimulus to fill the void that is their vapid personality and interests. NoLimitsPedia operatives are currently triangulating Uni's location as you read this very article, and she WILL be blended into a fine paste once they get their hands on her. | |||
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Esoteric Goonism is a ancient religious and philosophical system that haa influenced both western and oriental esoteric traditions. This system of beliefs and practices, according to Edging Scholars, is believed to be reaction to the excessive ascetism practiced in other well-known esoteric traditions. The origins of this elusive tradition is unknown; however, recent archaeological unearthed in the "Primordial Gooncave" suggests that there was a Proto-Esoteric-Goonism.
Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities.
Uni, known in certain edgesphere circles with her epithet ‘Uni the Based Right Wing Cat,’ (a meme which itself was spawned on the hellsite known as iFunny) is a lucrative black tuxedo cat (duh) owned by some random chinksectoid nip that managed to monetize Uni by occasionally taking whimsical baby-sensory-tier pictures and videos of her, posting them online afterwards. As articulated on the animals page, Uni is particularly popular among dissident rightoids, trannies, and normalfags alike because she (and other cute animals in general) serves as a cheap stimulus to fill the void that is their vapid personality and interests. NoLimitsPedia operatives are currently triangulating Uni's location as you read this very article, and she WILL be blended into a fine paste once they get their hands on her.