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|1=A people's voice is dangerous when charged with wrath.
<option>''You like kissing boys, don't you?''</option>
|2=It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
<option>''You come here to feel better about yourself.''</option>
|3=I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.
<option>''"WHO ASKED + MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER"''</option>
|4=We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
<option>''"Alright, time to jerk off to some neko shota."''</option>
|5=Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
<option>''"No, stalker child. It is YOU who will enjoy prison."''</option>
|6=We look not to the things which are what you would call seen, but instead to the things that are not seen, for the things seen are temporal, but the things not seen are eternal.
<option>''"TERRY DAVIS MAY HAVE LEFT US BUT HE WILL ALWAYS BE A GLISTENING VANTAWHITE GEMERALD straight from the FREEZING PEAKS OF ARYANHEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!"''</option>
|7=The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery.
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|8=Without training, they lacked knowledge. Without knowledge, they lacked confidence. Without confidence, they lacked victory.
<option>''"Nobitchespedia"''</option>
|9=It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
 
|10=Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realise that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.
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|11=Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
|12=To know that we know what we know, and to know that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge.
|13=Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
|14=It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.
|15=The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.
|16=He not busy bein' born is busy dyin'.
|17=You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
|18=Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration. Accordingly, a 'genius' is often merely a talented person who has done all of his or her homework.
|19=I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
|20=Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
|21=Imagination is more important than knowledge.
|22=The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.
|23=Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
|24=Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
|25=Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
|26=In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.
|27=Never has there been a good war or a bad peace.
|28=Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
|29=Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.
|30=To one who has enjoyed the full life of any scene, of any hour, what thoughts can be recorded about it, seem like the commas and semicolons in the paragraph, mere stops.
|31=I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
|32=First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
|33=Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
|34=Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
|35=I am just a child who has never grown up. I still keep asking these 'how' and 'why' questions. Occasionally, I find an answer.
|36=Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.
|37=My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.
|38=We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
|39=Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
|40=Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
|41=The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work.
|42=Among the strange things of this world, nothing seems more strange than that men pursuing happiness should knowingly quit the right and take a wrong road, and frequently do what their judgments neither approve nor prefer.
|43=The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
|44=A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships.
|45=Security is mostly a superstition.
|46=Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
|47=If you lose hope, somehow you lose the vitality that keeps life moving, you lose that courage to be, that quality that helps you go on in spite of it all. And so today I still have a dream.
|48=Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
|49=We know through painful experience that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.
|50=A God. The God. One word can make all the difference in the world.
|51=And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
|52=Nearly all men can withstand adversity; if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
|53=I know war as few other men now living know it, and nothing to me is more revolting. I have long advocated its complete abolition, as its very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a means of settling international disputes.
|54=The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
|55=I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
|56=Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
|57=The main thing is always to have a plan; if it is not the best plan, it is better than no plan at all.
|58=To talk well and eloquently is a very great art, but that an equally great one is to know the right moment to stop.
|59=A dose of poison can do its work only once, but a bad book can go on poisoning people's minds for any length of time.
|60=I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.
|61=If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.
|62=I learned long ago that being Lewis Carroll was infinitely more exciting than being Alice.
|63=Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
|64=Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
|65=Those who know how to win are more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories.
|66=Each one of us has a fire in our hearts for something. It's our goal in life to find it and keep it lit.
|67=The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
|68=Nothing in the world is worth having or worth doing unless it means effort, pain, difficulty… I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life. I have envied a great many people who led difficult lives and led them well.
|69=I couldn't settle in Italy. It was like living in a foreign country.
|70=The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
|71=…knowledge is prerequisite to survival.
|72=Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
|73=The truth may be puzzling. It may take some work to grapple with. It may be counterintuitive. It may contradict deeply held prejudices. It may not be consonant with what we desperately want to be true. But our preferences do not determine what's true.
|74=We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers.
|75=It is always easy to begin a war, but very difficult to stop one, since its beginning and end are not under the control of the same man.
|76=Don't worry about the world coming to an end today: It's already tomorrow in Australia.
|77=They couldn't shoot an elephant at this distance.
|78=Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.
|79=When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.
|80=Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
|81=My advice to you is to get married: If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
|82=I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
|83=I don’t care that they stole my idea… I care that they don’t have any of their own.
|84=Things do not change; we change.
|85=Be careful about reading health books: You may die of a misprint.
|86=We are part of this universe; we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts, is that the universe is in us.
|87=You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you, for the law is too slow. I'll ruin you.
|88=The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.
|89=He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.
|90=There are no whole truths; all truths are half-truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil.
|91=Bigamy is having one wife too many; monogamy is the same.
|92=Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.
|93=For the foolishness of God is wiser than human wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than human strength.
|94=When you live in the past, with its mistakes and regrets, it is hard. I am not there. My name is not I WAS.
|95=Consider, friend, as you pass by: As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore, to follow me.
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|28=[[Benjamin Franklin]]
|29=[[Sigmund Freud]]
|30=[[Margaret Fuller]]
|31=[[Galileo Galilei]]
|32=[[Mahatma Gandhi]]
|33=[[Bill Gates]]
|34=[[Josephine Hart]]
|35=[[Stephen Hawking]]
|36=[[Stephen Hawking]]
|37=[[Stephen Hawking]]
|38=[[Stephen Hawking]]
|39=[[Ernest Hemingway]]
|40=[[Aldous Huxley]]
|41=[[Michael Jackson]]
|42=[[John Jay]]
|43=[[Steve Jobs]]
|44=[[Helen Keller]]
|45=[[Helen Keller]]
|46=[[John F. Kennedy]]
|47=[[Martin Luther King Jr.]]
|48=[[Martin Luther King Jr.]]
|49=[[Martin Luther King Jr.]]
|50=[[C. S. Lewis]]
|51=[[Abraham Lincoln]]
|52=[[Abraham Lincoln]]
|53=[[Douglas MacArthur]]
|54=[[Nelson Mandela]]
|55=[[Groucho Marx]]
|56=[[Groucho Marx]]
|57=[[John Monash]]
|58=[[Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart]]
|59=[[John Murray (oceanographer)|John Murray]]
|60=[[Isaac Newton]]
|61=[[Isaac Newton]]
|62=[[Joyce Carol Oates]]
|63=[[George Orwell]]
|64=[[Plato]]
|65=[[Polybius]]
|66=[[Mary Lou Retton]]
|67=[[Eleanor Roosevelt]]
|68=[[Theodore Roosevelt]]
|69=[[Ian Rush]]
|70=[[David Russell (guitarist)|David Russell]]
|71=[[Carl Sagan]]
|72=[[Carl Sagan]]
|73=[[Carl Sagan]]
|74=[[Carl Sagan]]
|75=[[Sallust]]
|76=[[Charles M. Schulz]]
|77=One of the last sentences of Union General [[John Sedgwick]]
|78=[[William Shakespeare]]
|79=[[William Shakespeare]]
|80=[[George Bernard Shaw]]
|81=[[Socrates]]
|82=[[Nikola Tesla]]
|83=[[Nikola Tesla]]
|84=[[Henry David Thoreau]]
|85=[[Mark Twain]]
|86=[[Neil deGrasse Tyson]]
|87=[[Cornelius Vanderbilt]]
|88=[[Leonardo da Vinci]]
|89=[[Voltaire]]
|90=[[Alfred North Whitehead]]
|91=[[Oscar Wilde]]
|92=[[Thornton Wilder]]
|93=[[First Epistle to the Corinthians|1 Corinthians]] 1:25
|94=[[God the Father#Christianity|I am]]
|95=Scottish tombstone epitaph
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