Homosexuality

Homosexuality is the practice of two men having romantic and/or sexual relations with one another. This is a common practice that has been observed since the age of Sumeria and Babylon, yet in recent times, has been repressed and shunned by moralfags, christcucks, and straightoids alike.

History

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Homophobia

Despite homosexuality being the purest form of love out there, there are those who seek to see it destroyed. These people are called homophobes. They come in many forms, and have varying reasons for why they get absolutely FILTERED by homosex.

For example, incels tend to be homophobic despite basing their entire personality off of complaining about how evil women are.

All in all, homophobia can be attributed to closet cases, straightoid jealousy, or foids trying to monopolize men for themselves in order to perpetuate the societal longhouse. These people will be rounded up and shot on both the Catnapocalypse and the DogDay of the Rope.

Homophobe Arguments

"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

Empirically false. You can read about this in the Foid page.

"All gay people are child groomers!"

Str8oids have higher child molestation rates overall than homosexuals. (insert picture proving this here idk lol) Before you say there are more straight people than there are gay people, the rate of child molestation between the two differs greatly on a relative scale.

"Being gay is a choice."

Another common way of wording this is that homosexuality is a mental disorder, which science has already thoroughly debunked. For most, it comes naturally and is ingrained into them. And while there are cases of people turning gay due to exposure, this is hardly an issue as gay people are sent to conversion camps all the time.

"We were put on this Earth to breed!"

There is nothing more disgusting in the world than a w*man's blown out front hole, and having to stick your dick in such a grotesque place isn't worth it. It's also worth nothing that most straight marriages usually end in divorce, relatively higher than that of gay marriages. Also, children are a blight.

Bisexuality

Bisexuals are people who claim to be attracted to both sexes. However, one will quickly find that most who fall under this umbrella happen to be some of the most spineless, disingenuous people as far sexuality goes. Listed below are reasons why people identify as bi.

Reasons for Bisexuality

Genuine attraction

Some people are actually attracted to both men and women. At first glance, this may seem obvious and undeserving of its own section, however you will quickly find that most "bisexuals" aren't bi at all.

Attention

As with most people who subscribe to LGBT pride niggerdom, some people just label themselves something for the sake of attention and brownie points. Bisexuality is by far the safest thing to identify as, because you can pretend to be oppressed while still lusting over the opposite gender as usual.

Bicuriosity

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To impress foids (exclusive to men)

By far the worst reason people identify as bi, and is not nearly talked about enough. Men will identify as bisexual for the approval of foids, as the latter, for some reason, have some weird inclination towards gay men, probably because they see them as toys to be played with and not as actual people. However, typically when he is close enough to said foids, he will go full mask-off and start trying to hit on her. Anyone guilty of this is deserving of eternal torment and will be dragged to the deepest darkest pits and depths of hell by Officer Ganson during the Catnapocalypse foid extinction event.