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====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Esoteric goonism|Esoteric Goonism]]</div>====
====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Anime|Anime]]</div>====
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Esoteric Goonism is a ancient religious and philosophical system that has influenced both western and oriental esoteric traditions. This system of beliefs and practices, according to Edging Scholars, is believed to be reaction to the excessive ascetism practiced in other well-known esoteric traditions. The origins of this elusive tradition is unknown; however, recent archaeological unearthed in the "Primordial Gooncave" suggests that there was a Proto-Esoteric-Goonism.
Anime, (known as Tranime) refers to animation made by gooks and is one of the many abominations that were shat out of Post-WW2 Japan's backhole at a rapid-fire pace. It is liked among everyone but the Japanese themselves, who have nothing but disdain for it.


====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[ZGTOW|ZGTOW]]</div>====
====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Kiwi Farms|Paul Morris]]</div>====
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ZGTOW (Zoos Going Their Own Way) is a philosophy originally espoused in 2019 by a member of the aptly-named Zoovilleforum.net, a zoophilia forum. It was created in opposition to the MGTOW movement (Men Going Their Own Way), advocating for men to seek sexual relationships with animals instead participating in copes/gynops that deny carnal sexual desire and inevitably lead men to kill themselves due to a lifetime of unreciprocated lust.
Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities.


====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Breakcore|Breakcore]]</div>====
====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Homosexuality|Homosexuality]]</div>====
Breakcore is a genre of electronic music characterized by it's use of complex, intricate sequences of chopped breaks (this is what breakcore is primarily known for), a wide palette of samples and textures, and hardcore, industrial-sounding elements played at an extremely high tempo (190-300 BPM). What was a once an honorable genre enjoyed by autists, oldtroons, and connoisseurs of electronic music is now co-opted by Foids and Normgroids because a certain Sewerslvt popularized an inoffensive, neutered version of """""""""Breakcore"""""""" that's palatable for normies.
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Homosexuality is the practice of two men having romantic and/or sexual relations with one another. Men who do this are called homosexuals or faggots (initially a slur but has since been somewhat reclaimed), but are colloquially referred to as gay. This is a common practice that has been observed in humanity since the age of Sumeria and Babylon and is even observed in several animal species, yet in recent times, has been repressed and shunned by moralfags, christcucks, and straightoids alike.

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Anime, (known as Tranime) refers to animation made by gooks and is one of the many abominations that were shat out of Post-WW2 Japan's backhole at a rapid-fire pace. It is liked among everyone but the Japanese themselves, who have nothing but disdain for it.

Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities.

Homosexuality is the practice of two men having romantic and/or sexual relations with one another. Men who do this are called homosexuals or faggots (initially a slur but has since been somewhat reclaimed), but are colloquially referred to as gay. This is a common practice that has been observed in humanity since the age of Sumeria and Babylon and is even observed in several animal species, yet in recent times, has been repressed and shunned by moralfags, christcucks, and straightoids alike.

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