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====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Esoteric goonism|Esoteric Goonism]]</div>====
====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Anime|Anime]]</div>====
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Esoteric Goonism is a ancient religious and philosophical system that haa influenced both western and oriental esoteric traditions. This system of beliefs and practices, according to Edging Scholars, is believed to be reaction to the excessive ascetism practiced in other well-known esoteric traditions. The origins of this elusive tradition is unknown; however, recent archaeological unearthed in the "Primordial Gooncave" suggests that there was a Proto-Esoteric-Goonism.
Anime, (known as Tranime) refers to animation made by gooks and is one of the many abominations that were shat out of Post-WW2 Japan's backhole at a rapid-fire pace. It is liked among everyone but the Japanese themselves, who have nothing but disdain for it.


====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[ZGTOW|ZGTOW]]</div>====
====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Kiwi Farms|Paul Morris]]</div>====
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ZGTOW (Zoos Going Their Own Way) is a philosophy originally espoused in 2019 by a member of the aptly-named Zoovilleforum.net, a zoophilia forum. It was created in opposition to the MGTOW movement (Men Going Their Own Way), advocating for men to seek sexual relationships with animals instead participating in copes/gynops that deny carnal sexual desire and inevitably lead men to kill themselves due to a lifetime of unreciprocated lust.
Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities.


====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Uni the Based Right Wing Cat|Uni the Based Right Wing Cat]]</div>====
====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Homosexuality|Homosexuality]]</div>====
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Uni, known in certain edgesphere circles with her epithet ‘Uni the Based Right Wing Cat,’ (a meme which itself was spawned on the hellsite known as iFunny) is a lucrative black tuxedo cat (duh) owned by some random chinksectoid nip that managed to monetize Uni by occasionally taking whimsical baby-sensory-tier pictures and videos of her, posting them online afterwards. As articulated on the animals page, Uni is particularly popular among dissident rightoids, trannies, and normalfags alike because she (and other cute animals in general) serves as a cheap stimulus to fill the void that is their vapid personality and interests. Gnarpedian operatives are currently triangulating Uni's location as you read this very article, and she WILL be blended into a fine paste once they get their hands on her.
Homosexuality is the practice of two men having romantic and/or sexual relations with one another. Men who do this are called homosexuals or faggots (initially a slur but has since been somewhat reclaimed), but are colloquially referred to as gay. This is a common practice that has been observed in humanity since the age of Sumeria and Babylon and is even observed in several animal species, yet in recent times, has been repressed and shunned by moralfags, christcucks, and straightoids alike.

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Anime, (known as Tranime) refers to animation made by gooks and is one of the many abominations that were shat out of Post-WW2 Japan's backhole at a rapid-fire pace. It is liked among everyone but the Japanese themselves, who have nothing but disdain for it.

Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities.

Homosexuality is the practice of two men having romantic and/or sexual relations with one another. Men who do this are called homosexuals or faggots (initially a slur but has since been somewhat reclaimed), but are colloquially referred to as gay. This is a common practice that has been observed in humanity since the age of Sumeria and Babylon and is even observed in several animal species, yet in recent times, has been repressed and shunned by moralfags, christcucks, and straightoids alike.

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