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====Esoteric Goonism====
====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Anime|Anime]]</div>====
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Esoteric Goonism is a ancient religious and philosophical system that haa influenced both western and oriental esoteric traditions. This system of beliefs and practices, according to Edging Scholars, is believed to be reaction to the excessive ascetism practiced in other well-known esoteric traditions. The origins of this elusive tradition is unknown; however, recent archaeological unearthed in the "Primordial Gooncave" suggests that there was a Proto-Esoteric-Goonism.
Anime, (known as Tranime) refers to animation made by gooks and is one of the many abominations that were shat out of Post-WW2 Japan's backhole at a rapid-fire pace. It is liked among everyone but the Japanese themselves, who have nothing but disdain for it.
<br>[[Esoteric goonism|'''...Full article''']]


====soyjak.party====
====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Kiwi Farms|Paul Morris]]</div>====
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Soyjak.party (also commonly referred to as the sharty, 'arty, party, soytroon.shitty, and innumerable other names) is a shitty vichan-based imageboard where the bar for posting has the lowest standards out of almost any website on the entire internet. It is (or was) dedicated to the posting of soyjaks and other nu-4chan adjacent memes.
Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities.
<br>[[Soyjak.party|'''...Full article''']]


====Minor Attracted Person====
====<div style="font-size: 18px;">[[Homosexuality|Homosexuality]]</div>====
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A Minor Attracted Person (abbreviated to MAP), is a person who exudes a sexual preference to those who happen to be defined as "minors" (those listed as below the Age of Consent, or Age of Majority, via local jurisdiction law.) Despite easily being amongst some of the most heavily marginalized groups on the planet, MAPs have managed to implant themselves in more popular internet culture, though efforts to popularize the movement in the real-life western world have waned as decades worth of (((restrictions))) placed upon them continue to pile up, as seen with the recent legislation raising the AoC from 13 to 16 in the country of Japan. (Japan is a westernized nation, therefore it counts.)<br>[[Minor Attracted Person|'''...Full article''']]
Homosexuality is the practice of two men having romantic and/or sexual relations with one another. Men who do this are called homosexuals or faggots (initially a slur but has since been somewhat reclaimed), but are colloquially referred to as gay. This is a common practice that has been observed in humanity since the age of Sumeria and Babylon and is even observed in several animal species, yet in recent times, has been repressed and shunned by moralfags, christcucks, and straightoids alike.

Latest revision as of 12:23, 25 January 2025

Featured Articles

Anime, (known as Tranime) refers to animation made by gooks and is one of the many abominations that were shat out of Post-WW2 Japan's backhole at a rapid-fire pace. It is liked among everyone but the Japanese themselves, who have nothing but disdain for it.

Paul Morris, also known by his pseudonym Sprate Header is a Bri'ish middle-aged (probably) divorced schizotypal KiwiFarms poster who, whenever not slaving away at his shitty 9-5 office job, spends every waking moment patrolling the website, specifically that of the threads involving predominantly underage edgelord communities.

Homosexuality is the practice of two men having romantic and/or sexual relations with one another. Men who do this are called homosexuals or faggots (initially a slur but has since been somewhat reclaimed), but are colloquially referred to as gay. This is a common practice that has been observed in humanity since the age of Sumeria and Babylon and is even observed in several animal species, yet in recent times, has been repressed and shunned by moralfags, christcucks, and straightoids alike.

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