UTubeTrollPolice

BIG SEXY TOMMY PARKY

An example of the UTTP spambot in action. The bots can start commenting and replying mere seconds after a video is posted.

The UTubeTrollPolice, commonly abbreviated to the UTTP, is an online Anti-Troll-Troll-Group founded sometime during the ancient year of 2010 by Thomas Parkinson/Tommy Parky (seen on the header above, on the right), who allegedly initially created dozens of sockpuppet accounts in order propagate the UTTP, all of which used slightly varying edits of the clipart "Police Man Ganson" or "Officer Ganson" (seen on the notice above, on the left). The fate of Tommy Parky himself remains unknown to this day, with some theorizing he was arrested by the British police under a battery charge and overdosed on drugs resulting in his death, and some even going far as to say he never existed in the first place. However, it is safe to say that Tommy could have never possibly predicted what would have eventually culminated from the little ingroup he created as what was probably a practical joke.

The modern UTTP was founded in 2022 by Anime Sucks (formerly known as Hyper Bat Mapping), is by far the most notorious and infamous iteration of the group, known by even fucking normalfags at this point for relentlessly spamming CP links (that somehow YouTube, a multibillion dollar corporation, is unable to control) in the comment sections of almost every single fucking relevant YouTuber on the platform, using nothing but a now publicly-available script personalized for the UTTP. This has, of course, led to glorious amounts of pure, unadulterated seethe from normgroids, moralfags, and so-called 'edge'lords alike, and will likely be the catalyst for YouTube's (or hell, even the entire fucking internet's) next adpocalypse, as well as a return to form that will spawn the next generation of ACTUAL internet sadists/edgelords, considering dozens of thousands of Gen Alphers have now been exposed to shock content as fabled as Daisy's Destruction as early as their formative years. The UTTP is probably the single most (if not the only) respectable online subculture that currently exists, completely uninfluenced by other contemporaries in the 'edgesphere' (who, again, impotently seethe at them), and their in-jokes and eccentricities remain successfully gatekept.

History

Because the UTTP is nearly a decade and a half old, there are many different anachronistic records of its history, but generally it goes that the group got their big start by launching playful harassment campaigns with ingenious stratagems such as comment spam (which remains timeless to this day) against various other autists on YouTube, who often furthered the issue by making videos of their own publicly decrying the group. The UTTP has pumped out, lackluster or not, thousands of OC images, which they often collage into videos promoting the group.

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Around 2016, UTTP focused their operations on the now defunct Google+, leading to factionalism within the group and some of the first instances of infighting. The most notorious splinter within the group was aptly named KTKK. To be continued