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| <div class="plainlinks" style="margin: 1em auto 1em auto;font-size: {{{font-size|90}}}%;border: {{{border|transparent}}};width: 80%;background: {{{background|transparent}}};"> | | <option>"May you live in interesting times."</option> |
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| | <option>"Not a fun thread"</option> |
| |1=A people's voice is dangerous when charged with wrath.
| | <option>"blah lie mahta"</option> |
| |2=It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
| | <option>"Swatting isn't just a crime, it's attempted murder."</option> |
| |3=I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.
| | <option>"SEMPER FI-FUCKING-DELIS"</option> |
| |4=We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
| | <option>You come here to feel better about yourself.</option> |
| |5=Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
| | <option>"your plan is to repeatedly annoy kiwi farms when it has many talented doxers and pedo hunters?"</option> |
| |6=We look not to the things which are what you would call seen, but instead to the things that are not seen, for the things seen are temporal, but the things not seen are eternal.
| | <option>"WHO ASKED + MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER"</option> |
| |7=The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery.
| | <option>"Alright, time to jerk off to some neko shota."</option> |
| |8=Without training, they lacked knowledge. Without knowledge, they lacked confidence. Without confidence, they lacked victory.
| | <option>"Enjoy prison stalker child"</option> |
| |9=It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
| | <option>"Soytroons unequivocally lost, ur shitty site culture will get raped to death by normalfag twitterKINGS and all the "good" parts brushed off and u will be powerless to stop it as u become yet another flash in the pan 4cuck clone that never was"</option> |
| |10=Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realise that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.
| | <option>"STOP NOTICING THINGS!!!"</option> |
| |11=Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
| | <option>"You go home, and see your own son, thinking that he'll grow into a good man that wish him to be. Instead, you find out that your one and only son, is already a pedophile, gorespammer, and a 'p addict at such a young age. You'll then ask yourself, "Where did I fail as a father?" And you keep asking that same question to yourself, decades after seeing your own child rot for his sins for the rest of your life."</option> |
| |12=To know that we know what we know, and to know that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge.
| | <option>"Can we get confetti?"</option> |
| |13=Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
| | <option>"no semper fidelis for you sir"</option> |
| |14=It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.
| | <option>Gnarpedia is a proud beneficiary of the Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band.</option> |
| |15=The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.
| | <option>Also try [https://skibidifarms.st/ skibidifarms.st]!</option> |
| |16=He not busy bein' born is busy dyin'.
| | <option>"All of this is why your life is already over."</option> |
| |17=You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
| | <option>"you will NEVER GUESS what the "IRONIC" PEDOPHILE RING openly admitted to distributing!!!!! 😱😱😱"</option> |
| |18=Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration. Accordingly, a 'genius' is often merely a talented person who has done all of his or her homework.
| | <option>"good point sprate"</option> |
| |19=I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
| | <option>"I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children."</option> |
| |20=Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
| | <option>"Paul is Co-Founder of onEvidence. He is a seasoned project manager with 10 years of experience working with public, private, and third-sector clients to coordinate community-based participatory research and evaluation projects, and develop research impact strategies. Since 2019, Paul has dedicated his efforts to managing the day-to-day business and research activities of onEvidence, ensuring the delivery of high-quality services that meet our clients’ needs and drive our ambitious goals forward."</option> |
| |21=Imagination is more important than knowledge.
| | <option>Also try [https://onevidence.co.uk// onevidence.co.uk]!</option> |
| |22=The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.
| | <option>"Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, well it started a looooooooong time ago. *Boykisser song starts playing*"</option> |
| |23=Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
| | <option>"Buddy, the first thing that they tell you in Man Academy is not to put your dick(down) in crazy."</option> |
| |24=Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
| | <option>"We're pedolarpers that pretend to be pedos for shits and giggles"</option> |
| |25=Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
| | <option>"And the answer is, I don't know. I don't know the real answer."</option> |
| |26=In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.
| | <option>"01772 348316 Drop us a line"</option> |
| |27=Never has there been a good war or a bad peace.
| | <option>"we are working on a script to bot skibidifarms anyway"</option> |
| |28=Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
| | <option>"And let each day be a loss to us on which we did not dance once!"</option> |
| |29=Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.
| | <option>"Why did nobody fucking archive the NLP critique of the sharty or even bothered to form it as a copypasta. Even though the wiki was made by cordpedotroons, they had a decent critique of the sharty and what barely-coherent shithole it devolved into before it was wiped from existence."</option> |
| |30=To one who has enjoyed the full life of any scene, of any hour, what thoughts can be recorded about it, seem like the commas and semicolons in the paragraph, mere stops.
| | <option>"nolimitspedia users when you remove their cock and balls (extreme cbt) (he does in fact have limits) (there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox) (i performed a hit and run in rural oklahoma in 1993 and have never paid for my crimes)"</option> |
| |31=I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
| | <option>"Gnarpy is an alien and he is kinda spacey coming from the universe to party and go crazy"</option> |
| |32=First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
| | <option>[[File:53.png]]</option> |
| |33=Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
| | <option>"who unironically looks like and dresses like a 14 year old neo nazi made an "expose" video on their older roblox group called "No Limits Blox" which was a group that would unironically engage with gay lego esex with 15 year olds and spread them around to generate seethe and use POT42 which didn't work since every decade 1 soyteen with the IQ of above 90 would join to raid them"</option> |
| |34=Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
| | <option>"nulumpsonmypenisia came back loud and proud with and even bigger pecker juice tank"</option> |
| |35=I am just a child who has never grown up. I still keep asking these 'how' and 'why' questions. Occasionally, I find an answer.
| | <option>"Dear #Anonymous, As your official leader on this day, Friday, December the Thirteenth, in The Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Twenty Four, I hearby order you to Target 764 and the Order of Nine Angles. Show. No. Mercy. Tell them Kron sent you. That is all."</option> |
| |36=Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.
| | <option>"This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, HOLY SHIT CP, gore, and animal abuse are funny now"!!!1</option> |
| |37=My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.
| | <option>"In short, he is the epitome of lulz."</option> |
| |38=We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
| | <option>"im sexy and i know it"</option> |
| |39=Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
| | <option><b><div style="font-size: 40px;">GNARPEDIA IS PROUD TO BE MAPPHOBIC!!1</div></option> |
| |40=Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
| | <option>"[...] our site is MUCH BETTER than the shit-filled bathtub you call a forum, which you happily bathe, soak, and marinate in for literal hours every single day."</option> |
| |41=The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work.
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| |42=Among the strange things of this world, nothing seems more strange than that men pursuing happiness should knowingly quit the right and take a wrong road, and frequently do what their judgments neither approve nor prefer.
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| |43=The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
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| |44=A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships.
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| |45=Security is mostly a superstition.
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| |46=Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
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| |47=If you lose hope, somehow you lose the vitality that keeps life moving, you lose that courage to be, that quality that helps you go on in spite of it all. And so today I still have a dream.
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| |48=Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
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| |49=We know through painful experience that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.
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| |50=A God. The God. One word can make all the difference in the world.
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| |51=And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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| |52=Nearly all men can withstand adversity; if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
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| |53=I know war as few other men now living know it, and nothing to me is more revolting. I have long advocated its complete abolition, as its very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a means of settling international disputes.
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| |54=The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
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| |55=I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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| |56=Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
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| |57=The main thing is always to have a plan; if it is not the best plan, it is better than no plan at all.
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| |58=To talk well and eloquently is a very great art, but that an equally great one is to know the right moment to stop.
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| |59=A dose of poison can do its work only once, but a bad book can go on poisoning people's minds for any length of time.
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| |60=I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.
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| |61=If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.
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| |62=I learned long ago that being Lewis Carroll was infinitely more exciting than being Alice.
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| |63=Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
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| |64=Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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| |65=Those who know how to win are more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories.
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| |66=Each one of us has a fire in our hearts for something. It's our goal in life to find it and keep it lit.
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| |67=The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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| |68=Nothing in the world is worth having or worth doing unless it means effort, pain, difficulty… I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life. I have envied a great many people who led difficult lives and led them well.
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| |69=I couldn't settle in Italy. It was like living in a foreign country.
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| |70=The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
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| |71=…knowledge is prerequisite to survival.
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| |72=Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
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| |73=The truth may be puzzling. It may take some work to grapple with. It may be counterintuitive. It may contradict deeply held prejudices. It may not be consonant with what we desperately want to be true. But our preferences do not determine what's true.
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| |74=We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers.
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| |75=It is always easy to begin a war, but very difficult to stop one, since its beginning and end are not under the control of the same man.
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| |76=Don't worry about the world coming to an end today: It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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| |77=They couldn't shoot an elephant at this distance.
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| |78=Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.
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| |79=When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.
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| |80=Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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| |81=My advice to you is to get married: If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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| |82=I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
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| |83=I don’t care that they stole my idea… I care that they don’t have any of their own.
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| |84=Things do not change; we change.
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| |85=Be careful about reading health books: You may die of a misprint.
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| |86=We are part of this universe; we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts, is that the universe is in us.
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| |87=You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you, for the law is too slow. I'll ruin you.
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| |88=The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.
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| |89=He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.
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| |90=There are no whole truths; all truths are half-truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil.
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| |91=Bigamy is having one wife too many; monogamy is the same.
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| |92=Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.
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| |93=For the foolishness of God is wiser than human wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than human strength.
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| |94=When you live in the past, with its mistakes and regrets, it is hard. I am not there. My name is not I WAS.
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| |95=Consider, friend, as you pass by: As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore, to follow me.
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| |70=[[David Russell (guitarist)|David Russell]]
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| |93=[[First Epistle to the Corinthians|1 Corinthians]] 1:25
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